GOOGLE vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle
Google and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle.
http://searchenginerapbattle.com
There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
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LYRICS
Yahoo:
His skin is so pale, he’s already fatigued
The only sports you play are in my fantasy league
Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary
This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry
I heard your new motto for saving the world
You do no evil, if evil’s a girl
My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller
That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla
Uh, and who’s countin too?
You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view
You haven’t changed your style since 1992
You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo!
Google:
Who is this guy? is he still alive folks?
I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos
Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad
Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads
You got no game, youre old like Atari,
I tried to load his homepage – it broke on Safari
Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky?
Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly
Trying too hard, your design is insane
This guy has an exclamation point in his name!
You wanna test my manhood? you’ll see my stock rise
Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size
Duration : 0:2:20

google ftw
google ftw
Google is obviously …
Google is obviously the best but yahoo answers is kinda cool.
yahoo has yahoo …
yahoo has yahoo answers
google ftw!
google ftw!
GO GOOGLE
GO GOOGLE
I have accounts on …
I have accounts on both but Google is way better then yahoo
google kicked his …
google kicked his ass
vai de mama voastra
vai de mama voastra
Google won a long …
Google won a long time ago.
they should do a …
they should do a online shopping site rap battle with eBay, Amazon, & Craigslist
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bing
Many people have …
Many people have been discussing about analogies and differences between google and yahoo. With the launch of eZdia, this comparison takes and interesting turn. People are debating which three of these systems . Normally you will see the same result as what google , yahoo , etc gives. But there is more to it. You will be able to find and chat with an expert ( if available ) in the seach result. And this knowledge collaboration is going to change the will we search knowledge network with people
google is a better …
google is a better all around mc… but yahoo came with the lyrics this time
That’s the tip of …
That’s the tip of the iceberg of stuff going on at Google.
Google has no concept of personal privacy. As far as privacy advocates and watch dogs are concerned – they rate Google as the #1 worst company on Earth regarding personal privacy of individuals.
If anyone wants a …
If anyone wants a invite to lockerz pm me on youtube with ure email (Lockerz is a site where u can get free stuff for loggin on and ansering dailies and playing games!)
did you know google …
did you know google keeps EVERYTING you search in a server but after 19 months it becomes anonymous but anytime before that it can be traced to ur ip
google won though!
GOOGLE WON
GOOGLE WON
yooo google tore it …
yooo google tore it up on this let me find out google put in work that major work
Google won!!
Google won!!
GoOgLe PWN’D all
…
GoOgLe PWN’D all
hit us up motha fo*beep*
google
google
google
google
google
google
Google is good as a …
Google is good as a search engine but it made some stupid and annoying changes. Except for the stupid beta channels, they created that fade effect on the main page, that is totally useless. And more others…
Google has …
Google has monopolized search engines practically, but why are they different from Microsoft? Because they earn’t it fair and square, Google as an entity are more benevolent, sponsoring open source, developing great technologies and contributing to the internet revolution of the 2000s. Chrome OS, Google Chrome. Both open source. Google, free for the end user to use. It’s all good!